December 21, 2010

I got the test results back and I definitely have breast cancer!

You probably haven't seen The Room. But you should. You should see it twice in theaters, and then you should buy the DVD so you can watch it many more times*. It is insane. It is the worst movie I have ever seen, by far, which paradoxically may make it the best. The Room topped off a Romantic Night of epic proportions.

I can't even describe the plot. Or the characters. The acting is equivocal to the "acting" that occurs in pornographic films before they start doing it. Clunky dialogue, complete disregard for place, the passage of time, and foreshadowing make this movie an exciting adventure in bad film from start to finish. We were quoting choice bits of dialogue all night. One of them being the title of this post.

Here is a tiny taste. It was one of my favorite scenes. Thanks to Charissa for finding it.

*This is a quote from the director Tommy Wiseau.


Charisstopher said...

I did not hit her! I did NAAAHHHTT.

Oh, hey Mark.

Kyle said...

Oh shit, where did you see this in theaters? I have only heard awful/great things about it.

I need to check Netflix to see if this is on instant watch.

Tony said...

@Kyle, it plays occasionally at Cinema 21 throughout the year.

Kyle said...

Ahhh thank you Tony. I may try and sneak over that way in the spring to try and catch it.