I'm in a wedding in a few weeks and I'm on the groom's side. I'm not wearing a bridesmaid dress, nor am I getting my hair and makeup done with the other bridesmaids, so I'm a little bit worried about looking mannish and dowdy, or possibly confusing older people who think I'm on the boys' side because I actually have a penis or am hoping to have a penis in the future (I picture them explaining it to each other in hushed voices while they pass kleenex around, You know, like Chaz Bono on Dancing with the Stars).
In an attempt to circumvent this awkwardness, I asked my friend Darci, who is an esthetician, if she would be willing to do my makeup on the day of the wedding. She was glad to, which was exciting, and last night we were talking about what I could do. We also discussed my hair. I have a lot of it and I am not much of a hair stylist so we were talking about a few different options.
Me: I was thinking I need to wear it up. Something with braids maybe?
Darci: I can do braids! I braided John-Robert's hair.
Me: Yeah, I saw the picture.You braided his hair in cornrows.
Darci: But actually, it would probably take five or six hours. I'm not sure I would have time.
Just imagine it.
Kyle and Emily, I'm going to have cornrows at your wedding. There may or may not be beads at the end.
4 comments:
This wouldn't take 6 hours...
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Knowing Darci, I already feel like I was there when I read the dialogue.
Oh man, this wedding is not taking place in the tropics. But if you do add beads make sure they are the wedding colors.
I think that you could RAWK some cornrows...(keep in mind, however, that I personally think I look my very best in corn rows).
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