I know there has been a lack of postings lately, but work has been insane. Like, working late nights, working the weekends, getting up obscenely early insane. I started to get kind of delirious. Maybe not really in touch with reality, but that's when the creative juices really flow. At some point in there, I came home late and started making up a lunch for the next day. After a series of unfortunate events which you may be able to discern from the advice spelled out below, I came to a realization. I have discovered the money-making idea that will make me a millionaire. I jotted it down and have been saving it for when I would actually have time to share it with you. And here it is:
Talking tupperware. Just imagine if you had someone there to save you from opening a container filled with six-month old bean dip. Or what if the ketchup bottle told you the lid wasn't on before you started shaking it all over you and your date and the people in the booth behind you. I can't even fathom how much better life would be. It would be like trying to imagine what people did before there was electricity or wrinkle-reducing eye cream. This is the future.
6 comments:
Is your invention a talking lid?
Not just the lid. The whole thing. We have robots. We have reusable food containers. We should have the ability to combine these things.
You're back! And I think this could be expanded to ANY food container. Just think of all the bad (but well-intentioned) choices made when grocery shopping that could be circumvented. Something that will say straight up: "You will not eat frozen broccoli. Ever."
I am back. Hopefully for good. And yes, I think expanding this to all food products would be a great idea. But then, I mean, where does it end? Should those American Apparel leggings be able to say, "Girrrrl, me and this crop top? What about camel toe?
Actually, maybe they should.
This is just the next evolution of beer can technology where the cans themselves will tell you if they are Cold or Extremely Cold.
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