April 15, 2011

Bathroom Humor

When I was in sixth grade I planned on being in a band called "The Toilets" with my two best friends. We developed a song on the Fourth of July while riding home from the St. Paul Rodeo in the back of a truck. The road was gravel and extremely bumpy and someone had to pee. The song's lyrics went as follows:

I wish I was a toilet
With all the water going through it
Trickle trickle splash splash
Swirl swirl swish swish

Is this relevant? It may be. It may not be. Only time will tell.

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